Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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