apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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