So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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