I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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