My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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