yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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