Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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