sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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