Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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