scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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