All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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