He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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