Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
time to smoke my breakfast
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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