it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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