please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize