I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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