Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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