Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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