awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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