Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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