You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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