youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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