Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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