there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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