just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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