i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Holy shit dude........stairs
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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