READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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