I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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