i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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