remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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