You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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