Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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