what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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