your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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