I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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