Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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