Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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