Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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