Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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