gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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