my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I FOUND THE LEGS
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
