I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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