Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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