You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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