everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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