i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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