if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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