She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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