I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize