never play flip cup with pint glasses
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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