I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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