fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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