I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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