Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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