No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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