So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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