He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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