can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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